Scene 1. Kathy Marceau, John Walton Scene 2. Deborah Wells, Lara Lambkin, John Walton, Richard Langin Scene 3. Chloe des Lysses, Francesco Malcom Scene 4. Chloe des Lysses, Ubaldo Fazi Scene 5. Thunde Johnson, Jean-Yves Le Castel Scene 6. Kathy Marceau, Philippe Soine
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase? ”Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you. ”Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?” Maria:“Jor huzban he say so.” Wife: “Oh yeah?” Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.” Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?” Maria: “Jor hozban did” Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?” Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.” Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?” Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.” Wife: “ OK, OK, how much do you want!!
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Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. After his mistress found the ring in his trouser pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your mistress find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your dick 3) Or finding out your dick fits through your wedding ring.
Scene 2. Deborah Wells, Lara Lambkin, John Walton, Richard Langin
Scene 3. Chloe des Lysses, Francesco Malcom
Scene 4. Chloe des Lysses, Ubaldo Fazi
Scene 5. Thunde Johnson, Jean-Yves Le Castel
Scene 6. Kathy Marceau, Philippe Soine
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
”Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
The first is that I iron better than you.
”Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria:“Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor hozban did”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”
Wife: “ OK, OK, how much do you want!!
After his mistress found the ring in his trouser pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your mistress find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your dick
3) Or finding out your dick fits through your wedding ring.